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		<title>No Girl Friends ???</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool 1. You can stare at any Girl&#8230;&#8230;. 2. You don&#8217;t have to spend money on her. 3. You won&#8217;t get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, [...]]]></description>
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<p>Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool</p>
<p>1. You can stare at any Girl&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
<p>2. You don&#8217;t have to spend money on her.</p>
<p>3. You won&#8217;t get boring result in ur board papers.</p>
<p>4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.</p>
<p>5. If u don&#8217;t have a girlfriend, she can&#8217;t dump u.</p>
<p>6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.</p>
<p>7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.</p>
<p>8. You won&#8217;t have to tolerate someone else defining, &#8220;right&#8221; and &#8220;wrong&#8221; for u.</p>
<p>9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can&#8217;t do anything according ur wishes anymore.</p>
<p>10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.</p>
<p>11. You won&#8217;t have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.</p>
<p>12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.</p>
<p>13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.</p>
<p>14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u&#8217;ll sin less.</p>
<p>15. You can have good night&#8217;s sleep-no need to dream about her.</p>
<p>16. You wont have to fight over having a &#8216;special&#8217; friend with ur folks.</p>
<p>17. No nonstop nonsense.</p>
<p>18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.</p>
<p>19. No tension.</p>
<p>20. You can be &#8220;urself&#8221;</p>
<p>21. You won&#8217;t have to hide your telephone bills&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life&#8230;!.</p>
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